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eBook details
- Title: Learn French With Jokes
- Author : Jeremy Taylor
- Release Date : January 31, 2010
- Genre: Foreign Languages,Books,Reference,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 1940 KB
Description
Many millions of people around the world want to improve their French. Are you one of them? You may have tried one of those Learn-French-in-a-week CD ROMS, or a boring grammar course, or perhaps a mind-numbing self-study course? Are you looking for something that’s a joy to use? Something that will entertain you while you learn? Learn some French without even realising it? Something that over fifteen thousand people have downloaded already – and loved? Look no further. In this new version of the book you can not only read the jokes, but also listen to them being read by a charming French woman.
You’ll hear classics like:
« Maman, je n’aime pas cette viande, est-ce que je peux la donner au chien ? »
« Non chéri, c’est le chien. »
and this one:
« Alors, Docteur, est-ce que mon opération est un succès ? »
« Je suis désolé, mon nom est Saint-Pierre. »
and who can’t understand this one?
Le petit garçon : Tu m’aimes ?
La petite fille : Naturellement que je t’aime.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps tu m’aimeras ?
La petite fille : Je t’aimerai toujours.
Le petit garçon : Combien de temps, toujours ?
La petite fille : A peu près une semaine.